The Haiku Collection

by Spiletta42

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VGR J/C P/T D/7 K/Campbell Megan/Chell K/Libby Tu/T'Pel N/Nicoletti Tal/Telfer Henley/Harren Harrison/Mannick ENT TOS TNG Picard/Crusher Riker/Troi XFI Mulder/Scully SG1 Sam/Jack SMK Lee/Amanda SNL BtVS S/B Firefly Andromeda B/T Spider-Man PP/MJ X-Men


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A/N: Well, yet another sign of my sanity. Star Trek™© Haiku. Many of these were written for Anne Rose's Haiku Contest.


The Haiku Collection


At The Threshold


Earth on the viewscreen

Blue oceans beneath the clouds

Time at last for love.


J/C Episode: Endgame


Wanting


Hidden love silent

Waiting, longing, heart aching.

Protocol obeyed.


J/C


Trapped Together


Turbolift frozen

Computer playing love songs

What choice could be made?


J/C


Broken Rules


Last bottle empty

Temporal Prime Directive

Shattered on the couch.


J/C Episode: Shattered


Christmas Catch


Mistletoe is hung

Handsome Commander waiting

Captain gets a kiss.


J/C


What Might Have Been


Captain Chakotay

Captures the pretty Maquis

Together, true love.


J/C A/U


The Write Tune


Twentieth century

Has the music I can use

Songfic ends in kiss.


J/C Mary Sue


Stress Relief


Delta Quadrant trek

Aliens, anomolies

Janeway needs her man.


J/C


The Ready Room


Privacy engaged

Bodies writhe upon the desk

Protocol be damned.


J/C


Dare to Dream


Fair skin in moonlight

A sight so long imagined

Chakotay taps wrist.


J/C


Warrior Woman


Janeway's temper flares

Torpedoes armed and ready

Borg cube is no more.


J/C


Conflict Resolution


A single blonde hair

Compression phaser rifle

Any more questions?


J/C


Parallels


He watches her hands

Strong beautiful capable

Just like his captain.


J/C


Negotiations


Janeway aims phaser

Give me my first officer

Riley is no more.


J/C (Concept stolen from Dakota)


Resolution


Bathtub finally full

Things are as they ought to be

Janeway's not alone.


J/C


Now


Oh hell Chakotay

We have waited far too long

Kiss me now my love.


J/C


Red Handed


Tom is at the door

Chakotay without his pants

Captain Janeway caught.


J/C


Made for Each Other


Borg and hologram

Nanoprobes and subroutines

Manufactured love.


EMH/7


Turbolift


Music in the 'lift

Someone to Watch Over Me

They're playing our song.


EMH/7


Our Quarters


Two things this home needs

Regeneration chamber

Holoemitter


EMH/7


Seven's Smile


Holographic heart

Skips a simulated beat

Every time she smiles.


EMH/7


Twist


Traveler's crew rejoiced

When the female EMH

Fell in love with Hugh.


EMH/7 A/U


Passion


Her teeth mark his face

Hands seeking groping grasping

Frantic Klingon love.


P/T


Confession


Floating lost in space

Oxygen depleting fast

Love at last declared.


P/T Episode: Day of Honor


Stranded


Delta Flyer down.

B'Elanna rigs the engines

Paris flies her home.


P/T


Megan's Man


Handsome Bolian

blue skin bald head facial ridge

Spi thinks Chell quite hot.


Megan/Chell Mary Sue


Engaging Event


Christmas gifts exchanged

Paper torn upon the deck

Megan has a ring.


Megan/Chell


Alone


Seven years are up.

T'Pel is light years distant

Vulcan logic fails.


Tu/T'Pel


Lyssa's Surprise


Transport in progress

Harry Kim has company

Shower not lonely.


K/Campbell


Stowaway


Voyager departs

Ensign Kim still has a guest

Libby stays on board.


K/Libby A/U


The Brass Ring


Shy young Tal Celes

Courage found to win her prize

William Telfer's love.


Tal/Telfer


KP Duty


Creamed leola root

Splatters over Susan's skin

Neelix licks her clean.


Neelix/Nicoletti


Opposites Attract


Broken turbolift

Mariah and Mortimer

Reckless ordered love.


Harren/Henley


And For Slash Fans...


More shipboard romance

Brad Harrison loves Mannick

Thought you all should know.


Harrison/Mannick


Captain Archer


Enterprise explodes

All the crew is dead and gone

Archer reckless was.


ENT


Untold


Deep within Picard

In his artificial heart

Secret love remained.


TNG Crusher/Picard


Imzadi


Met on Betazed

Friends and colleagues on the ship

Lovers in their hearts.


TNG Riker/Troi


Alien Attack


Voyager boarded

Captain's aim is true and sure

Phaser fight is won.


VGR


Disclaimer


Paramount owns them.

I try to make them happy.

I don't make a dime.


VGR


Non Trek Haiku

Clubbing


Vampires everywhere

Feeding Bleeding at the Bronze

Buffy stakes 'em good.


BtVS


Prank


Dylan sputters soaked

Water balloon target hit

Tyr and Beka run


Andromeda


William


Mulder and Scully

Hotel room in Oregon

Baby is human.


X-Files


Windows of Opportunity


Resignation signed

Carter's lips upon his own

Time will now reset.


SG-1


Help Needed


A single haiku

Not enough; I must write more

Scary addiction


?


Near Betrayal


Angry Captain Mal

River almost was reclaimed

Jayne rides in airlock


Firefly


Secret Agent Love


Package and red hat

Four years to form the courage

Scarecrow shows his heart.


SMK Lee/Amanda


Public Opinion


Saturday Night Live

Influences politics

Voters need some brains.


SNL


Sometimes When They Touch


Insurance for sale

A bicycle built for two

Cross species romance.


Geiko Gecko/Woman on Bicycle


Fur and Ice


Iceman and the Beast

Fight Magneto and the rest

World from threat is safe.


X-Men


Webslinging


Webs reaching sticking

Spidey flies above the streets

Night time in New York.


Spider-Man


The Fight


Spider sense tingling

Goblin glider coming fast

Snag it with a web


Spider-Man


Worry


Osborn isn't dead

MJ watches news with fear

Peter's late tonight.


Spider-Man/Mary Jane


Afterwards


Bruising battle fought

Peter Parker lies in bed

MJ makes him soup.


Spider-Man/Mary Jane


Investigation


Jordan's in the morgue

Secrets of the dead revealed

Killer pays the price.


Crossing Jordan


Lifestyle


Bug writes Star Trek fic

Eating Ramen all alone

He's the man for me.


Crossing Jordan


Not Quite Haiku

Recalled to Life


Love unexpected

Heals the heart

Restores the soul


Cherished in silence

Giving joy

Enriching life


S/J SG-1




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