Categories: GEN, Filk, Humor
Characters: Cameron Mitchell
Spoilers: Seasons nine and ten through Memento Mori.
A/N: A little tribute to Colonel Farscape Guy, aka Cameron Mitchell, following his habit of misplacing clothing during missions. Make it a hat trick, Cam? May I present, the world's shortest filk. Original lyrics from Right Said Fred.
Disclaimer: Stealing from MGM and Gekko again, as well as from Right Said Fred, but only very briefly.
Cam's too sexy for his pants,
Too sexy for his pants,
Too sexy for pa-ants.
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