My fortune teller has informed me that in the year 2187 it will become mandatory for all 940 forms to be stamped on the back of a live Denebian Slime Devil. This law will be retroactive.
I therefore have procured a Denebian Slime Devil and send it to you now, with my 940 form firmly attached, in order to avoid future penalties. I hope that you have been retroactively fitted with Denebian Slime Devil containment systems by your time-travel department.
PS: If the Denebian Slime Devil attempts to claw you to death, be sure to punch it squarely in the nasal cavity. Bullets fired into the skulls of Denebian Slime Devils have been known to ricochet.
PPS: Have a nice day!
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